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Good Shits Coffee

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This coffee’s called Good Shits because that’s exactly what it gives you. It’s smooth, it’s bold, and it’ll clean out your soul faster than teams clean out their coaching staff. One sip and you’ll be sprinting to glory…or at least the nearest bathroom. When you get as old as me, you need all the help you can get for good shits.

Origin: Peru

Tasting Notes: Brown Sugar, Molasses, Semi-Sweet Chocolate

 

Customer Reviews

Based on 9 reviews
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Lenny Teske
Very impressed

I’ll start by saying I know my coffee. I’ve been a bit of a coffee snob for years and usually stick to what I know is top quality. I don’t branch out much, so when I do, I have pretty high expectations.

I originally bought this to support Brandon, but I went in honestly not expecting much beyond that. After trying it, I’ve got to give credit where it’s due. I was genuinely impressed.

The flavor is rich and smooth without being overpowering, which is something a lot of coffees miss. You still get that full, bold taste, but it’s balanced in a way that makes it easy to drink every day. No bitterness, no harsh aftertaste, just a really clean, enjoyable cup.

I’ve had a lot of different coffees over the years, and this one definitely holds its own. It’s the kind of coffee you can drink black or dress up a little, and it still tastes great either way.

If you’re someone who appreciates good coffee but doesn’t want something too heavy or overwhelming, I’d absolutely recommend giving this one a try. It surprised me in a good way.

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Joshua F
Good Shit, Good Shits

It was good enough that my partner wants to make it her daily cup and is making me buy two more bags.

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Jeff A.

Should have a warning:
DON’T DRINK UNLESS RETIRED

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Nicholas Carta
Good Shits

It gave me good shits. As advertised. 10/10

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Andrew Owens
DAC

Delicious ass coffee